Doom 2: Nuts UV-Speed/Pacifist in 34.49

"yeah did this a while ago because i was bored. i didn't originally plan on uploading this and thats why its a month late. i think 31 or so is possible but i'm not going to grind to get a better time on a map like this :)"

I think 28 is the absolute limit for this map in terms of speed, but you'd need to skip the invulnerability at the beginning and get ridiculous luck with the archviles, still a no go from me.