Furry Weekend Atlanta 2015 - Furries Got Talent - Song - Cat Meetup Panel

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Written/Directed by Khord Kitty
Voiced by Punk Cat, Twidget, Trou Bull, and Khord.
Performed by Zantal, Twidget, Trou Bull, and Khord.

Twidget - Alright chaps,.. I mean chap. while this is a rather low turn out I think we ought to start this panel alright. Welcome to the FWA feline panel! Pur purr.
Khord - (nervous laughter)
Twidget - My name is Twidget, I've been in the fandom since-
(knocking at the door, everyone looks awkwardly at the door)
.. the door is open!
Trou - Hey Twidget! Buddy ol' pal! You won't believe what I found in the artist alley!
Twidget - Trou.
Trou - My favorite artist is there! She's doing a Your-Character-Here, two for one deal! If we hurry we can catch her before her cue fills up!
Twidget - Trou!
Trou - I got enough for my half, if we get there in time and you grab your ref sheet we can-
Twidget. TROU! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
Trou - Oh.. ok.
(Trou walks off)
Twidget - Where were we? Oh right introductions. Why don't you go first. What's your name?
Khord - My name is Khord-
(Trou runs in again)
Trou - WHAT ARE YOU BUSY WITH?
Twidget - The cat meetup panel!
Trou - Sounds like a lot of fun! Oh, can I join?
Twidget - NO, GO AWAY!
Trou - (sounding defeated) Aww, that's bull! (stomps off)
Khord - umm ..
Twidget - Sorry about that. Khord! How did you discover the fandom?
Khord - Well, I was searching the internet and found this website that linked to another website. And that linked to a furry site. I met some furries and I loved how inclusionary they were!
(Zantal enters into the panel)
Twidget - yawns That's fasinating.
Khord - Wait! He's not a cat! Let's kick him out!
Zantal - I might not be a cat, but I work for a Fox affiliate.
Twidget - Well, this IS a cat panel.
Khord - Wait.. sorry, that wasn't very inclusionary of me!
Twidget - Whatever.. you can stay. Why don't you introduce yourself Mr...
Zantal - Let me first tell you what I'm not
(sung)

I'm not a news reporter, it's not what I do!
It hasn't been my job since '92.
You see that I'm a furry from my head to my tail.
I wouldn't want a story even if it paid well!

Won't search for Uncle Larry or the craziest kook!
If I was a reporter I'd make you look good
and if you think I'm lying, well you're dead wrong!
I knew you'd all believe me if I sang it in song!

I'm not a news reporter, it's not what I do!
It hasn't been my job since '92.
You see that I'm a furry from my head to my tail.
I wouldn't want a story even if it paid well!

Out of curiousity I'd like to ask some questions!
it isn't what I do, those undercover deceptions!
Not from TMZ or here to fail!
I'm super classy, I don't have a mic in my tail.

I'm not a news reporter, it's not what I do!
It hasn't been my job since '92.
You see that I'm a furry from my head to my tail.
I wouldn't want a story even if it paid well!

Khord - ... I believe him!
Twidget - I .. don't. I need to grab con security.
(Zantal holds hit tail out like a gun)
Zantal - FREEZE!
(Twidget and Khord raise her hands up)
Zantal - I've got a mic, I'm not afraid to use it!
Khord - DON'T HURT ME!!
Twidget - Look, just put down the tail.
Zantal - FAT CHANCE! Once the world finds out you're kicking out a reporter they'll think you're hiding something because I'll TELL them you're hiding something! There is no way you furries are here to party and drink beer.
Twidget - ... uhhhh.
Zantal - You're all up to something sinister and I'll find out what it is. The world will know and you pathetic furries will have to go back into hiding on your internet forums, never to return! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Twidget - GUHH!! HELP!!
(Trou comes out of nowhere)
Trou - YEAH!!!!!!!!!
(He charges into Zantal, Zantal falls over onto his own tail, destroying the hidden tape recorder)
Zantal - NOO!! My precious tape recorder! My plan is ruined! I'll find a way to shame the furry fandom into hiding. YOU'LL SEE!! YOU'LL SEE!!
Trou - RAWR!
(charges him as he screams like a little girl.)
Twidget - Trou! You just saved the furry fandom!
Trou - Well yeah, I guess I did.
Twidget - Won't you have a seat and join us?
Trou - Oh sure!
Twidget - Just give me a moment.
(Twidget walks towards the door)
Con security! Have that lizard banned from this con and every furry con in the world.
Khord - EVERY ONE?
Twidget - Every one.
Khord - Poor bastard.