THE DK CRAP

This is not The Decayer App, it is The DK Crap.

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I worked on this Donkey Kong 64 Rap meme off and on for a long time (read: way too long).
If you don't sub to me, you're a frickin' disgrace.

full lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for nerds
If you know the words, you know the words
Put your hands up, I'm robbing you
Give me your money, or I will shoot
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force
He crushes his foes with no remorse
He has a gun, but his aim is piss
If he shoots ya, it's gonna miss
He's BiiB, FaaF, and he's also gay
He's the worst member of the KKK
Huh!
KKK! Kool Kong Klub! KKK!
This kong's got style, unlike you
She can shrink in size and say uwu
She's quick and nimble and nimble and quick and quick and nimble
Sheesh
If you do not like her, you are wrong
All her haters can eat my dong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no face
Th-th-th-th-this kong is a fuckin' disgrace
He can can handstand when he can handstand
And stretch his arms out just for Sans
Inflate himself like a fuckin' disgrace
This fuckin' disgrace is a fuckin' disgrace
Guess who's back, back again
Diddy's back, tell a friend
He can get real high with his dank weed
Which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed
He'll make America great again
When he says a word which starts with "N"
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.

JK! He isn't dead!

Creepy ambience sound effect credit: Creepy/Dark Space Ambience Sound Effe...

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