Best Cold Medicine to Trip Balls - SOUTH PARK
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The boys buy cold medicine,
The boys buy cold medicine, thanks to their helpful pharmacist.
"Quest for Ratings" S08
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INT. DRUGSTORE - DAY
BEHIND THE BOYS as they stand in the cold remedy aisle, looking at the daunting, vast array of cold and cough medicines.
BUTTERS
Gee wiz, there sure are a lot of em...
KYLE
How do we know which one to use?
Stan takes a box off the counter that looks like a box that robitussin bottle comes in. It's called 'Colminex'.
STAN
How about this one - Colminex.
(reading label)
WARNING - TAKING MORE THAN RECOMMENDED AMOUNT CAN CAUSE SEVERE SIDE EFFECTS"
CARTMAN
That sounds perfect!
JIMMY
Bingo.
That's when super friendly, super pleasant ol' Mr. Anders walks up in his drugstore outfit.
MR. ANDERS
Can I help you boys?
STAN
Uh, yeah, we need to come up with some ideas and inspiration so we were gonna drink a bunch of cough medicine.
MR. ANDERS
Woa! Boys! That's not what you need to come up with ideas!
KYLE
It's not?
MR. ANDERS
No! What you want is the Colminex PM.
He grabs another box off the shelf, this one cough pills - and hands it to Kyle.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
It has the dextrimatphan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses.
KYLE
Oh okay.
MR. ANDERS
Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the LateNurse Cold and Flu.
He takes that off the counter and holds it.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
Then there's the Maximum strength Dongatussin Cough 'n Cold, but of course, that's only if you REALLY want to trip balls.
JIMMY
What do you think fellas?
STAN
I guess we'll just take all of them.
MR. ANDERS
That's the spirit... Alright boys, I'll just need your parents permission.
The boys look at each other.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
Kidding! I'm just pullin' your legs. Come on over to the register!
The walk to the register with all three cold medicines and find that Mr. Garrison is standing at the register with Mr. Slave with the exact same cold medicines sitting on the counter.
MR. GARRISON
Oh! Looks like somebody else is doing a little partying tonight!
MR. SLAVE
Oh Jesus Christ!
BUTTERS
We aren't having a party.
MR. GARRISON
Oh yeah sure! You're just buying that for your BAD COUGHS, right?
(fake coughs)
Us to!
(fake coughs)
MR. SLAVE
(fake coughs)
Ooh Jesus!
(fake coughs)
"Quest for Ratings" S08
Subscribe to South Park: @southpark
Watch more South Park: southpark
About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time.
Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes
Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop
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#SouthPark #SouthParkS08
INT. DRUGSTORE - DAY
BEHIND THE BOYS as they stand in the cold remedy aisle, looking at the daunting, vast array of cold and cough medicines.
BUTTERS
Gee wiz, there sure are a lot of em...
KYLE
How do we know which one to use?
Stan takes a box off the counter that looks like a box that robitussin bottle comes in. It's called 'Colminex'.
STAN
How about this one - Colminex.
(reading label)
WARNING - TAKING MORE THAN RECOMMENDED AMOUNT CAN CAUSE SEVERE SIDE EFFECTS"
CARTMAN
That sounds perfect!
JIMMY
Bingo.
That's when super friendly, super pleasant ol' Mr. Anders walks up in his drugstore outfit.
MR. ANDERS
Can I help you boys?
STAN
Uh, yeah, we need to come up with some ideas and inspiration so we were gonna drink a bunch of cough medicine.
MR. ANDERS
Woa! Boys! That's not what you need to come up with ideas!
KYLE
It's not?
MR. ANDERS
No! What you want is the Colminex PM.
He grabs another box off the shelf, this one cough pills - and hands it to Kyle.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
It has the dextrimatphan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses.
KYLE
Oh okay.
MR. ANDERS
Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the LateNurse Cold and Flu.
He takes that off the counter and holds it.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
Then there's the Maximum strength Dongatussin Cough 'n Cold, but of course, that's only if you REALLY want to trip balls.
JIMMY
What do you think fellas?
STAN
I guess we'll just take all of them.
MR. ANDERS
That's the spirit... Alright boys, I'll just need your parents permission.
The boys look at each other.
MR. ANDERS (CONT'D)
Kidding! I'm just pullin' your legs. Come on over to the register!
The walk to the register with all three cold medicines and find that Mr. Garrison is standing at the register with Mr. Slave with the exact same cold medicines sitting on the counter.
MR. GARRISON
Oh! Looks like somebody else is doing a little partying tonight!
MR. SLAVE
Oh Jesus Christ!
BUTTERS
We aren't having a party.
MR. GARRISON
Oh yeah sure! You're just buying that for your BAD COUGHS, right?
(fake coughs)
Us to!
(fake coughs)
MR. SLAVE
(fake coughs)
Ooh Jesus!
(fake coughs)
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