Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman crush my dreams

Despite throwing him under the bus, I am very grateful to @BrettsThoughts for making these stonking posters 👏🏾👏🏾 the junket wouldn’t have been nearly as funny without them and Lord knows I don’t have any skill in that department… it took me way too long to stick Magneto’s face on that cornetto. Full movie breakdowns: Deadpool & Banter Claws An R rated Xmas movie. When the world’s most popular mutant, Santa… is KIDNAPPED 🫢 it will take a new set of Claws \\\ /// to save him. Can Deadpool teach this lone wolf the value of Christmas? 🎄🐺❤️ White X-Men Can’t Jump When aliens descend and their war language is basketball, former NBA star Blind Al must train these X-Men into shape. Deadpool and Wolverine may have been dunking on each other for years but can they really dunk when the time comes? 🏀⛹️ Raising Leadpool When Colossus and Deadpool finally realise their love and make a baby, little Leadpool will bring joy to all… even his grumpy uncle Wolverine. Can he learn to accept the metal within by helping this metal baby discover the world? Shaun of the Deadpool It’s exactly the same as Shaun of the Dead except Deadpool and Wolverine are already at the Winchester waiting for all this to blow over. Jean Greys Anatomy A musical, mutant medical drama show in which wolverine plays McDreamy except McWolfy is the only person who sings, nobody else knows why and everytime he goes into surgery he said ‘scalpel’ pauses, extends claws ‘Never mind 😏’ then just goes to town like the Edward scissor hands of medicine. Deadpool is the emotional lead and mentor that keeps this hospital running terribly with an almost perfect mortality rate ❤️ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:08 Recap Tiktok to set the Tone 01:12 The big day 02:25 Deadpool + Banter Claws 03:01 White X-Men Can't Jump 03:39 Raising Leadpool 04:19 The Magnetto Trilogy: Shaun of the Deadpool 04:30 Jean Grey's Anatomy #marvel #deadpool #wolverine #deadpoolandwolverine