Scatman John - Scatman (but it's the Computer Man)

I'm the computer man!

I'm the Macintosh man with the virus scan
Moving your files across the land
Some Photoshop filters and After Dark
Get your Microsoft Office express your quark
I'm saying Windows 95 is Plug'n Pray
It's not you want, you gotta go the Mac way
Log right on as a personal guest
You got Macintosh software on your desk
Millions of colors with a VRAM chip
How about a system crash that'll make you flip
Sending an email at your request
If it's hardware you want, baby, I'm the best
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