YTP: Ganon Declares his Hatred for Sonia (Tennis Round 3) [CC]

Round three of the Tears of the Kingdom YouTube Poop Tennis I'm making with my awesome boyfriend, woohoo!

Playlist of the rounds: Tears of the Kingdom YTP Tennis (Lave...

Playlist of all songs used in all three rounds (will be updated next round): All Songs in Lavender Whale + Schaffr...

Round 3 plot synopsis: The Legend of Zegend (nicknamed "Zelda") and Link investigate a cave that Oppenheimer unexpectedly blows up, leaving only a very dry Ganon. Ganon reveals that he is French, which enrages Link into killing him, despite his pleas. After Ganon is killed, Zelda falls back in time, and Link wakes up to see Kingdom Hingdom, the former ruler of Hytopia (the kingdom in The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes, a Zelda game no one knows). In a flashback, Purah explains how Link and Zelda got high and watched a special on Discovery Channel together about Link's love of fish. Zelda, appalled, tried to steal Link's fish lover Sidon (newly single after Yona was eaten alive), but was interrupted by Ling Yao from Fullmetal Alchemist. Meanwhile, Tulin. Later on, Riju reveals that she is in lesbians with Power from Chainsaw Man, and the two move to Poland together, with Lesbian Ally Prince Sidon's encouragement. Back in the past, Princess Zelda legalizes every drug (based), and refuses to "accept" Past Ganon. Angered, he shoots her with the Dehydration Gun, which kills her. As she's falling into hell, Link catches her, saving her life. Zelda takes this as proof that he cares, which Link denies in song form, much to her chagrin. Kass is not in this episode.