The Hobbits - The Lord Of The Rhymes [HQ]

KJPrecursor
KJPrecursor
74.6 هزار بار بازدید - 15 سال پیش - El Señor de Las Rimas
El Señor de Las Rimas xDDD, En Versión de Alta Calidad xDDD...

Im Quickbeam with the masterplan
Im Bombadil with the mic in my hand
Were Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And Well Rock this joint with our hobbit band
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Whos the greatest hobbit of them all
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins hes only 3 feet tall
 
Well my name is Gimli
Im a fucking dwarf !
I been slaying mutherfuckers
from the south to the north
That aint Mirkwood Im choppin with my battleaxe
Im on an orc stampede like Shadowfax
 
Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
Im the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
My name is Merry and Im five feet tall
I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall
My man Bilbos older than Gerontius Took
Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.
 
Quickbeam on the scene
All the elf girls scream
Like a tree, Thats me
I Like to keep it green.
Its the chronic pipeweed that Im smoking
When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.
 
Well Im a hobbit warrior short and stout
I got the fuckin beats that will turn you out.
Ill light you up like Longbottom leaf.
cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief.
 
Im Quickbeam with the masterplan
Im Bombadil with the mic in my hand
Were Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And Well Rock this joint with our hobbit band.
 
Yo Beam, Yo Dil
Its time to get ill !!!
We light up the mic like a Silmaril
Frodos on the lam with Pippin and Sam
But you can call him Underhill.
 
I named the nameless hills and dells
I drank from yet untasted wells
Goin mad off the hook just like a Numenorean
I got more rhymes than theres leaves in Lothlorien.
 
Yo, Im harder than a Mithril coat
A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote
I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith
If you dont watch out, Ill make your ass dissappeareth.
 
Hes Smeagol, not Deagol
He step up to the mic, he look regal
Hes mean, hes green,
Gollum beat box like you never seen.
 
Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum!
 
Im Quickbeam with the masterplan
Im Bombadil with the mic in my hand
Were Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And Well Rock this joint with our hobbit band
 
My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom.
The orcs got bass, but we got boom.
Me and Dil be rockin rooms
From the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun.
Im the King Ad Hoc!
I will be sire.
I was born Aragorn,
But you can call me Strider.
 
Im Bombadil and Ill gladly sing
I got the song for everything
I got the number for Old Man Willow
Bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.
 
Elbereth Gilthoniel !
we still remember we who dwell.
On the this far land beneath the trees
Thy starlight on the Western seas.
A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna míriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-díriel
 
Which means
 
Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rocknroll!
 
Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rocknroll!...
15 سال پیش در تاریخ 1388/01/04 منتشر شده است.
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