Why Home on the Range is the Stupidest Disney Movie Ever Made

Breaking News: Man in Purple Hat cries about animated movie released 20 years ago for an hour and a half.

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Footage Used -

Home on the Range (2004)
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Music Used  (in order of appearance) -

Bowser Battle Phase 2 - NSMB Wii
Petal Meadows - PM: Thousand Year Door
Your Name Please - Earthbound
Donald's Dock Building - ToonTown Online
Sunset Wilds - MK8
Loud and Sweet - MP4
Building Intermission - ToonTown Online
Wild West Wave 1 - Plants Vs Zombies 2
Battle! - PM: Color Splash
Farm - DP: Enchanted Journey
Funny Footsteps - FE: Three Houses
Mill It Over - MP7
Unused Comedic Theme - FE: Path of Radiance
Fleet Glide Galaxy - SMG 2
Gloam Valley - Super Paper Mario
Grumpy's Theme - DP: Enchanted Journey
Everyone's Runnin - MP8
"Agh!, Won goph In mah mouph! Bleck! Ptooey!" - FE Awakening
Humoresque of a Little Dog - SSB Brawl
Yoshi Falls - SMG 2
Music Park/Motorway - MK8
Hiya Papaya - FE: Engage
Dk's Jungle Parkway - MP1
Warios's Gold Mine - MK Wii
Music Madness - DKC Returns
Dream Land 64 - SSB 64
Ripper Roo - CB: Insane Trilogy
Silly Groose - TLoZ: Skyward Sword
Snakey Chantey - DKC 2
Lucky Lottery - MP4
Koopa Troopa Beach - SMK
Western Land - MP2
Mount Lineland - Super Paper Mario
Mushroom Bridge - MK: Double Dash
Meta Knight's Revenge - Kirby: SS
Fort Francis - Super Paper Mario
Mine Cart Music - DKC Returns
Clash of Two Virtues - FE: Shadow Dragon
Never Let Up - M&L: Dream Team
Chase and Overtake - MP8
It's On Now - MP8
Puzzle Plank Galaxy - SMG 2
Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 - Sonic Mania
Piano Zombie - PVZ 2
Ike's Resolution - FE: Path of Radiance
Great Temple - SSB Brawl
Final Farewell - FE: Path of Radiance

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Timestamps -

0:00 - Intro and Order of Talking About the Movies
1:56 - What About Insert Movie That Isn't in the Unholy Trinity
5:01 - The Movie is a Comedy that Isn't Funny
6:28 - Why the Intro Sucks
8:49 - Style Over Substance and Less Appealing Animation
10:57 - Why Maggie's First Joke is Mega Cringe
12:38 - Disney Failing at Making Shrek
13:40 - The Songs Are Pointless and the Characters Don't Need to be Animals
15:19 - All the Characters SUCK Especially Maggie
18:12 - Inexplicably British Cow and Idiot Cow
21:09 - The Plot is Terrible
24:06 - Dumb Scene Where Mrs. Caloway Doesn't Want to Go
25:15 - Grace's Painful Singing
26:21 - Introducing BUCK THE SUCK
28:16 - One of the Dumbest Lines in Cinematic History
29:37 - PURE CHAOS
30:47 - Buck and Maggie Argument #1
31:35 - Arrival of Rico (Plus Convenient Reward Price)
33:25 - Convenient Cart and Annoying Cow Fight
36:06 - More Bad Singing and Pathetic Attempt to Make Us Feel Sad for Maggie
38:10 - Cringey Creep Cows
39:33 - The Nonsensical Yodeling Scene
44:40 - Buck Getting What's Coming Ruined by Maggie
46:50 - The Other Terrible Trio and Worst Disguise Ever
51:06 - Alameda's Plan and Motivation Are Lack Depth
53:14 - Failed Attempt Animals
53:50 - Buck The Suck Continues to be a Jerk for No Good Reason
54:20 - Stupid Argument and Fakest Drama of All Time Sad Song
58:22 - Plot Convenience Rabbit of Pure Coincidence-ness
1:01:27 - Buck Maggie Argument #3 Revenge of the Unsatisfaction
1:03:44 - A Wild Evil Rockotar Has Appeared
1:04:33 - The Most Chaotic Mine Cart Scene of All Time
1:07:14 - Idiotic Twist Villain Scene
1:10:24 - The Side Villains Are Never Properly Dealt With
1:11:02 - Ultra Convenient Train to Get the Cows Back to the Farm
1:11:56 - Creep Cows Return and Stupid Scene to Write Buck and Jack Out of the Climax
1:13:40 - The Most Un-Epic Finale of All Time
1:16:11 - What Happens to the Land Alameda Bought?
1:17:05 - Fakeout Goodbye Scene and Lack of Character Development
1:19:11 - Creep Cows Win the Girls in the END?!?!?!?!
1:20:40 - Worst Reward for Saving the Farm EVER
1:21:19 - Conclusion and Fixed Version of the Movie
1:23:40 - How the Movie Sabotaged the Reputation of 2D Animation in Film and Outro

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Keywords -

Cow, Farm, Cowboy, Wild West, Alameda Slim, Maggie, Grace, Disney, Yodeling
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#disney #animation #homeontherange #cows #comedy #review #stupid #terrible #maggie #cowboy #wildwest #horse #buck #grace
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