Warez Theme Song by Mark Borle

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10.8 هزار بار بازدید - 14 سال پیش - Yet another gem by the
Yet another gem by the talented Mark Borle. http://www.markborle.com/music/
Lyrics (tentative version):
The day I got hooked up to the mighty internet,
I was hooked up to a world that I'd never forget.
Websites, chatrooms, IRC, and live video streams
on my multimedia that looked like LSD dreams.
Then I got my hands on something called  CuteFTP.
I was told that I could have what I wanted for free.
Went on to some guy's FTP 1:4 ratio, upload my swap file and download Super Mario.
Then I heard of something called an MP3 player.
Had something to do with music, compression, and layer.
Didn't give a damn about the facts given to me.
Just wanted to download songs without buying the cd.
Later I  (?)  Vivo movies compressed on the net.
Downloaded one movie per night as much as I could get.
Titanic took a couple more, but less for Wet and Wild.
It was like Christmas every day and I was a rich man's child.
But soon enough the downloads had to come straight back to me.
Turns out it was the Feds who ran that awesome FTP.
We're setting up a trap for all those online criminals.
They said fuck free speech it's corrupted our youth.
It's all a load of bull.

Chorus
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Warez are the only thing for me.
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Could someone give the crack for Doom/Duke 3D?

DCC is something IRC gives to everyone.
Need a crack for PaintShop Pro in seconds downloads done.
Stupid people buy domains with Warez in the name.
When they're shut down I am pissed off but they're the ones to blame.
Quake 2 came out in Denmark two days before the USA,
but thanks to FTPing I had my copy in a day.
Unreal was just that unreal on my bandwidth supply.
Took three weeks to get it, it sucked, I asked myself why.
Got a cd-burner with just two uses in mind
To download, copy, and burn everything that I could find
Sell the disks to friends for only seven bucks a pop.
5 bucks for the disk, two bucks for my time, 7 bucks for PhotoShop.
Pisses me off when I'm searching for something that's hard to find.
I find a link to get a copy, but (?)
Says can't find file or something lame which doesn't help me out.
But three days later I get it and it removes all my doubts.
Cops find out for the second time, this time I go to jail.
Not only am I broke but I'll be seeing no Warez and my plans have failed.
Sitting in the slammer gonna Warez me a great big Ginsu knife.
I'll be here for the next ten years.
Can I Warez a wife?

Chorus
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Warez is the only thing for me.
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Would someone get the crack for Doom/Duke 3D?
So I don't need the cd!
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Warez is the only thing for me.
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Would someone get the crack for Doom/Duke 3D?  
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Warez is the only thing for me.
One more game, one more app, one more serial, and one more crack.
Would someone get the crack for Doom/Duke 3D?  
All I want is some of that for free.
14 سال پیش در تاریخ 1389/04/02 منتشر شده است.
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