Is There Honey Still for Tea? Series 3 Episode 66
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we present arthur lowe, john
we present arthur lowe, john measurer and clive done in dad's army [ Applause ] is still for tea, featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender, with this week's guests joan cooper and fraser carr. Here is the news, and this is john snag.
Reading it by august 1942, the war is not going too Well for britain and our allies. The eighth army, once again is in retreat in north africa in the atlantic. U-Boats continue to take an appalling toll of merchant shipping.
On the russian front, the devastation of stalingrad has begun while closer to home. The allied raid on the app is repulsed with heavy losses. Despite these setbacks, life goes on and as swallows bank in warmington on sea sergeant, wilson and private pike are hard at work.
In the manager's office, Oh frank, you're, making an awful noise with that pen. Oh, could I interrupt the ledger? Aren't I yeah no fussy, mr man? We need yes can't you do it a bit more quietly I mean you use another nib or something the only nip. I've got they're very difficult to get.
There is a war on you. No, yes, anyhow, if you've got a headache, it's your own fault. By the time we finish Supper, it's always so late.
You never leave our house until i've gone to bed, [, Music, ] and then you're back early for breakfast. Before i'm awake all right frank, you know I i have to come around to your house for all my meals. You know you see your your mother keeps my ration book.
I know I know that, but what I can't understand is i'll, never hear you leave and I never you come back in the morning. Well, I let myself in and out very quietly you don't do anything else. Very quietly, frank.
Would you just stop it peter? Just just deep quiet and stop it stop it. Please do you know your trouble uncle after you're, not getting enough sleep? Well tonight, i'm not going to bed until you've gone home. I should just push you out the door myself if I have to.
After all, it's for your own good yeah, It's all right, but thank you very much. It's very thoughtful of you right right, my man just to bring it in here right. You are governor good morning.
What on earth have you got there, sir? This wilson is the new door for my office. Hmm, how awful nice do you realize that it's three months since this bank was bombed? I can't tell you how many applications I've put in for a new door. Confronted red tape plus pass me my name plate by, could do it's under the desk.
Yes, mr man, hey mark, thank you all look at that wilson, my name in dreaming gold letters. It's very impressive. I can't wait to see it back in its rightful place on my office door.
Yes, it's rather a plain door. Isn't it this? Isn't the actual door? Wasn't? Ah? No? No! No! No! No! This is just just the wrapping paper they put around it to protect the paneling. Oh, I see I mean they'd, hardly give me the manager of the bank, a door made of paper, [ Music ], to use your intelligence, wilson, [, Music, ] right, my man, you can take the paper wrapping off what paper wrapping.
This is the door That's made of paper. Oh that's right! Tar paper to be exact standard government issue to replace doors in bombed offices. I can't screw my nameplate to a door made of paper.
You could stick it on [, Music. ] be quiet, get back to your account. Yes, sir, this is monstrous.
I shall complain to head office. Oh there's! No! It's going on at me governor now. Do you want me to Hang it or not? Oh, very! Well! Yes! Yes, get on with it i'll write you up, it won't take a second wilson.
How am I supposed to to see important clients in an office with a paper door yeah? Well, they have paper doors in japan. What's that going to do I really no idea well, how are people going to knock on it? Well, you could put up a notice, saying, Don't knock cough, i'm not having people coughing and spluttering outside my door, [, Music, ] just a minute. I say I see you yeah that door's got holes in it.
Oh don't you worry governor i'll, still fix it. Um got any stamp paper. Sonny yeah, of course hold on hang on i'll test them off for you yeah Now i'll just give it a lick.
I'll. Stick a bit here and a bit there. Well there you are governor as good as new.
I can't have white spots all over my door: llama you're, a fussy, little beggar! Aren't you hey? Perhaps if we stuck stamps all over the olds? Instead, you could have all different colors. Couldn't you all right, yeah, stop being silly Thought. I told you to get back to your counter.
Yes, mr manly, right governor, your door's fixed, so i'll, be off now very well i'll close it behind you. Will you the right? You are, you know, some in an odd sort of way, that door looks quite attractive. Nothing attractive about him.
Looks a mess. Excuse me, mr man. Yes, what is it Colonel's here to say you ask him to come in? Yes, mr mr manning will see you now.
Reading it by august 1942, the war is not going too Well for britain and our allies. The eighth army, once again is in retreat in north africa in the atlantic. U-Boats continue to take an appalling toll of merchant shipping.
On the russian front, the devastation of stalingrad has begun while closer to home. The allied raid on the app is repulsed with heavy losses. Despite these setbacks, life goes on and as swallows bank in warmington on sea sergeant, wilson and private pike are hard at work.
In the manager's office, Oh frank, you're, making an awful noise with that pen. Oh, could I interrupt the ledger? Aren't I yeah no fussy, mr man? We need yes can't you do it a bit more quietly I mean you use another nib or something the only nip. I've got they're very difficult to get.
There is a war on you. No, yes, anyhow, if you've got a headache, it's your own fault. By the time we finish Supper, it's always so late.
You never leave our house until i've gone to bed, [, Music, ] and then you're back early for breakfast. Before i'm awake all right frank, you know I i have to come around to your house for all my meals. You know you see your your mother keeps my ration book.
I know I know that, but what I can't understand is i'll, never hear you leave and I never you come back in the morning. Well, I let myself in and out very quietly you don't do anything else. Very quietly, frank.
Would you just stop it peter? Just just deep quiet and stop it stop it. Please do you know your trouble uncle after you're, not getting enough sleep? Well tonight, i'm not going to bed until you've gone home. I should just push you out the door myself if I have to.
After all, it's for your own good yeah, It's all right, but thank you very much. It's very thoughtful of you right right, my man just to bring it in here right. You are governor good morning.
What on earth have you got there, sir? This wilson is the new door for my office. Hmm, how awful nice do you realize that it's three months since this bank was bombed? I can't tell you how many applications I've put in for a new door. Confronted red tape plus pass me my name plate by, could do it's under the desk.
Yes, mr man, hey mark, thank you all look at that wilson, my name in dreaming gold letters. It's very impressive. I can't wait to see it back in its rightful place on my office door.
Yes, it's rather a plain door. Isn't it this? Isn't the actual door? Wasn't? Ah? No? No! No! No! No! This is just just the wrapping paper they put around it to protect the paneling. Oh, I see I mean they'd, hardly give me the manager of the bank, a door made of paper, [ Music ], to use your intelligence, wilson, [, Music, ] right, my man, you can take the paper wrapping off what paper wrapping.
This is the door That's made of paper. Oh that's right! Tar paper to be exact standard government issue to replace doors in bombed offices. I can't screw my nameplate to a door made of paper.
You could stick it on [, Music. ] be quiet, get back to your account. Yes, sir, this is monstrous.
I shall complain to head office. Oh there's! No! It's going on at me governor now. Do you want me to Hang it or not? Oh, very! Well! Yes! Yes, get on with it i'll write you up, it won't take a second wilson.
How am I supposed to to see important clients in an office with a paper door yeah? Well, they have paper doors in japan. What's that going to do I really no idea well, how are people going to knock on it? Well, you could put up a notice, saying, Don't knock cough, i'm not having people coughing and spluttering outside my door, [, Music, ] just a minute. I say I see you yeah that door's got holes in it.
Oh don't you worry governor i'll, still fix it. Um got any stamp paper. Sonny yeah, of course hold on hang on i'll test them off for you yeah Now i'll just give it a lick.
I'll. Stick a bit here and a bit there. Well there you are governor as good as new.
I can't have white spots all over my door: llama you're, a fussy, little beggar! Aren't you hey? Perhaps if we stuck stamps all over the olds? Instead, you could have all different colors. Couldn't you all right, yeah, stop being silly Thought. I told you to get back to your counter.
Yes, mr manly, right governor, your door's fixed, so i'll, be off now very well i'll close it behind you. Will you the right? You are, you know, some in an odd sort of way, that door looks quite attractive. Nothing attractive about him.
Looks a mess. Excuse me, mr man. Yes, what is it Colonel's here to say you ask him to come in? Yes, mr mr manning will see you now.
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